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Jan 8, 2019 16:11:32 GMT -5
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Post by Admin🐅 on Jan 8, 2019 16:11:32 GMT -5
Gorilla Army Laws and Rules I know many of you gorillas love to taunt or tease humans and that's alright. Even make them shake and shimmy in their boots. But here are some rules regarding humans.
1: Unregistered humans may not wander around without tags attached to their collars. If there are no tags, take directly to the slavers. All humans must be claimed as soon as possible or they become slaves.
2: Unregistered humans have to be accompanied by their owners whether on a leash or carried.
3: All Humans must be checked by a vet and documented before coming to the barracks or any place where humans are. It's best to be cleared by a vet.
4: Any sick humans which is possible because not every germ was wiped out, must be in isolation and a yellow tag must be affixed to the sick human's collar.
5: Don't target human pets or working pets, or working humans when you see them. Sometimes the tags are there, but are hidden under hair, under clothing, or are being hidden by the human themselves.
6: If you see a sick human with tags, take it immediately to the vet. A human that is injured is injured because of an accident. It should not be taken to the slavers.
7: Obey all orders even if you don't like them.
8: Don't discharge your weapon inside the Army base, near the barracks, near the mess hall.
9: Don't leave any human unattended. Keep an observant eye on them because they can try to escape.
10: Don't underestimate humans.
11: Do remember you're stronger than they are and you can overpower them. But don't use full strength. You would wind up hurting them more than you think.
12: Do remember that you're apart of the Gorilla Army and are a proud gorilla.
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Jan 10, 2019 23:20:26 GMT -5
Post by Elisabeth on Jan 10, 2019 23:20:26 GMT -5
Welcome to the portion of the Gorilla Army Rules. Above was all about humans and what not to do and what to do. Since you're apart of the Army and there is no order without rules or laws.
1: Always follow your superior's orders and if you don't understand, ask them to rephrase the order. If you don't do the order because you don't understand, then you'd get disciplined. A gorilla that asks to clarify an order doesn't make you weak. It means that you are learning.
2: Disobeying a direct order is punishable by doing menial tasks such as cleaning the barracks.
3: Always keep your gun clean. A clean gun performs better than an unclean one. All guns issued are assigned.
4: Always keep your boots clean, meaning spit and shine. A spit and shine is when you take the shoe polish and ignite it. Then put out the flame with the lid. Then you dab the shoe polish with a rag. Spit on the shoe and shine your boots with the rag.
5: Always keep your uniform clean and crisp. Should your uniform tear, request a new one.
6: All gorilla recruits must wear an identification badge. This is to ensure that you are a member of the Gorilla Army. The identification badge signifies your rank in the army.
7: All new recruits must go to the cache to secure their guns by the badge also. Without a badge, you cannot have your gun. If you fail to have your badge, you don't get a gun. All guns are tagged by the weapons' specialist.
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Feb 28, 2019 18:16:06 GMT -5
Post by Elisabeth on Feb 28, 2019 18:16:06 GMT -5
New Rules for Newly Acquired Humans
For females.
These females are considered rare and a majority of them may be pregnant.
Should a female be carrying an unborn child, do not use any electric prods, whips, electricity of any kind. Should a female be carrying a child in their arms, they are not to be separated from their parent. -Like an actual infant who has not been weaned from their mother. -If the mother is protecting their infant, do not take any harsh action to them. They are just protecting their child from harm. Treat all females as if they are a huge priority. Just catching them is rare and should be taken care of with more care than ever.
Humans are known to be very protective of their children, whether unborn or born. Some females show no signs of being pregnant and often some of them don't know until they find their abdomens larger than normal.
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