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Apr 28, 2019 15:13:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2019 15:13:31 GMT -5
NAME: Damien
AGE: 13
PRIMARY FUNCTION: Lap or Companion Dog
PREVIOUS FUNCTION: N/A
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES:
Rare redhead, Rare Green eyes, Lazy and easygoing, but has a temper, high matinence
Damien dated any ape to buy him.
He was going to make their life a living hell. Or at least as much of one as he could. He’d demand the attention, be a picky eater, the whole nine yards. They’d get the pet they wanted, after all what did it matter? Being pampered was being pampered.
But he was not going to be an easy pet.
All the same he wanted out so he was doing the opposite of the other carrying dolts around him. He stood up straight and came to the front to show off for every ape he saw. “Hey! Look at me! Come on I know you like the colors on me,” he would shout. “I’m ready to get out of here already. So let’s get this show on the road.”
He was noticing some people actually found it a turn off and walked away. Ugh this was not doing well for his claustrophobia.
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Apr 29, 2019 18:21:45 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 18:21:45 GMT -5
Titus was searching for a human child. These adults were too wild. Too untamed. A child would be easier to tame. All he saw were boys. Well, one caught his ears. A rambunctious child perhaps? Like his daughter? She had guts. He walked a little closer and saw a red head, green eyed boy. "Well, what do we have here?" He looked closer to the human. "Hmm...nothing a little breaking in hurt any human. "Ah...what a cute sweet innocent boy here."
He looked around for the handler. They were walking up to them. "Interested in the boy? He's $500."
It's nothing but mere dollars to him. The ape had a mansion, the room, and plenty of servants and maids, and even his own human pet's domain.
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Apr 29, 2019 18:27:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 18:27:04 GMT -5
Damn that was a big ape.
To be fair he had never seen an ape until now but to Damien that thing was gigantic. Though he almost had to laugh when he called him sweet and innocent. In fact he did snort. “Not so sweet and innocent. But I am adorable,” he stated with a proud, smug smirk. “You’re a little bigger than I was expecting though. So I think I’m good. Thanks for looking though!” He said as he turned to see what a couple of the other kids who weren’t bawling their eyes out were doing.
Then he heard the price for him and turned to the handler. “Hey! I said I’m not interested! Get me a smaller ape! Are you even listening?” He asked.
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Apr 29, 2019 19:07:34 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 19:07:34 GMT -5
"I'll take him." He ignored the fact that he was in control. He was amused how he was trying to control who got him. But coldly, "No choice in the matter human. I want a collar and a leash attached on him so he can't run."
The handler opened the cage and entered, then he closed the cage behind him because he knew what this human would do. He would bolt the moment the cage was opened. Then the handler grasped his arm and dragged over to him, wearing the bite resistant gloves to get him. Then he clipped the leash on his collar and pulled him out.
Titus stared at him with a smirk on his face as he walked to the handler's table. Another handler got his paperwork, signed, dated, named, and paid for him.
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Apr 29, 2019 19:24:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 19:24:15 GMT -5
What the hell? He didn’t get a say in this?
Like hell he would be going anywhere on a collar and leash! This guy could kiss his ass for all he cared. “Hey! I said no! Piss off!” He shouted as the handler made the rough grab for him, immediately throwing a few punches as the collar went on. “I am not going anywhere with Mighty Joe Young over there!”
He felt himself dragged along and immediately dug his heels into the ground. It hurt, but served to make his point. Even if his leash was almost immediately handed over to Titus. “Sheesh! Fine! I’ll go jeez Louise,” he grumbled rather frustrated as he dusted off the remainders of his shredded clothes. “My name is Damien by the way, thanks for asking.” He added rather haughtily.
After which he was sure to mention. “Now when do I start lounging around all day and watching TV? I heard we mostly spend our days without responsibility and even if you are giant I want in,” he added with a smirk. “School always sucked anyway. And I didn’t want to work either.”
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Apr 29, 2019 19:58:44 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 19:58:44 GMT -5
Titus watched in amusement. He was sure a spitfire which he liked. "Damien? That's a nice name. I think if you would obey instead of fighting against a strong gorilla, you wouldn't lose so much energy." He looked at the shape of clothes. "You couldn't put him in a shirt that isn't tattered or shredded? Sheesh!" He shook his head as he knew that he'd need new clothes and a good grooming because he was in the cages.
"We will get along nicely." He said, lightly dragging him along. "I've never had a human- especially a child. You need a bath and a change of clothes." He wasn't going to really let him be a lazy human. Life wasn't all about games and having apes wait on him hand and foot.
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Apr 29, 2019 20:17:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 20:17:08 GMT -5
Obey? Pah!
He felt a tank on his leash as they started to walk. Struggling a bit to keep up. But it was ok, he figured he wouldn’t be here long anyway. “I don’t even know why I’m here to begin with. I know new law and all blah, blah, blah,” he then added. “But I have my own pets at home. And I’m way too intelligent to... Ahem. Be one.”
He then sized the ape up some more. Wondering why he wanted one anyway. “Why do you even want a human anyway? I’ve always wanted to ask an ape that,” he explained. “I’d think you’d want to something too stupid to talk back or fight back.”
He took a little hold of his leash. “Speaking of. Can we take this off now? I don’t know what the big idea is. But I don’t need.. Whatever the hell this is.”
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Apr 29, 2019 20:33:28 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 20:33:28 GMT -5
"Don't try that 'namby-pamby' stuff with me." He warned. "I know you're intelligent, smart, and are a spoiled human. I've seen humans like you- who are pampered, coddled all too often." He lightly tugged on his leash and drew him to a huge stretch limo. A driver opened the door when he walked up to the door.
"This leash will come off when we're not in public. However, the collar will remain on as per laws." He gave him a stern look. It was a warning. "Don't try me, boy." He also warned. "As for wanting a human? My house is empty and is in need of a house pet. What better way of lightening my house than a human child as a pet?" He smirked as he pushed Damien into the limo and getting in after him. His heavy bulk would prevent him from leaving. There was not even door on the other side. It only opened on one side of the limo. "Might as well take a seat." He said. "Then we can talk about what a lap dog does."
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Apr 29, 2019 20:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 20:38:57 GMT -5
Damn this guy was loaded.
He wasn’t even paying attention to what the ape was saying. And this time he didn’t try to escape either. The moment he was pushed inside, he took one look and got giddy. “Oh man! This is soooo cool!” He announced as he flopped onto the seats and sprawled out like he already owned the place. “Damn, you’re rich. I’m already living the good li...”
Wait what was that last part? He stopped for a moment then looked at him. “What a who-what does?” He asked rather confused. “I thought we’d established I just sit around all day and be a lazy house pet. So I think you must be very confused. And what kind of stupid name is a lap dog anyway?”
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Apr 29, 2019 21:00:13 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 21:00:13 GMT -5
"Second richest to Kratos." He said, moving his feet off the seat cushion. "No feet on the seats." He added, sitting down. Fortunately, he was in a good mood. He chuckled. "You're a lap dog, companion dog now. A lot higher on the totem pole." He explained. "Of course, you'll learn what a lap dog does."
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Apr 29, 2019 21:35:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 21:35:41 GMT -5
Higher on the totem pole? He liked the sound of that.
What he didn’t like at all was the sound of a lap dog. As his legs were pushed off, he groaned a little, his eyes narrowing a little. Why the hell would they call them that? What made someone a... Then it hit him, as he remembered keeping a small bunny that he had in his lap and liked to show off.
“Wait... You want ME to sit in that and show me off like some sort of prize?” He asked with a look of pure disgust. “Now way, never gonna happen”
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Apr 29, 2019 21:43:25 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 21:43:25 GMT -5
Titus was amused how this human believed he was in control. He decided to try some reverse psychology ape style. "Oh whatever you say, but guess what?"
He decided to wait and see first. He was going to learn that this was the way of his new life. Sit in the lap and be shown as a prize? Meh. He'd learn the hard way.
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Apr 29, 2019 22:11:00 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 22:11:00 GMT -5
Damien was still crossing his arms when he asked guess what?
Honestly he had now started somewhat of a temper tantrum without the screaming. There was no way in hell he was doing this, at all. He was not a baby and he didn’t need to be held like one. “What? You’re gonna turn this limo around like you should?” He added. “Because I won’t do it. I’m not a baby.”
This was of course followed by him turning away.
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Apr 29, 2019 22:30:09 GMT -5
Post by titus on Apr 29, 2019 22:30:09 GMT -5
Titus wasn't surprised by his 'temper tantrum'. "Oh is that so?" He asked, in an amused tone. "Have you noticed that I uphold the upper hand and you don't." He smirked. "The driver will keep driving the limo straight to my destination which is home."
Titus gave another grin, which was a showing a little teeth. "I can have you taken to the basement and disciplined easily by locking you up in a cage with just a simple little cot, and only bread and butter, and water for dinner tonight." He sheepishly grinned. Because he acted like a spoiled kid that needed to be broken in. "And....No TV or lounging around."
He wasn't stupid and he would keep his promise of discipline.
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Apr 29, 2019 22:34:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2019 22:34:18 GMT -5
What? No no no.
That didn’t sound fun at all. In fact that sounded like something out of his worst nightmares. A chill ran down his spine as he shook his head. “N-No please! Don’t! I’ve heard stuff like that! I don’t want to go through that!” He replied with a quiver in his voice. “Please, punish me with anything else. Just not that.” He pleaded a little bit.
He then added rather timidly. “I’ll even sit on it! That’s what you want, right? I’ll sit! I’ll sit!” Just not the dark, dammit anything but the dark. He hated the dark.
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