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Mar 21, 2020 17:03:38 GMT -5
Post by Maximus on Mar 21, 2020 17:03:38 GMT -5
Good evening Apes,
We have a switching in our government. At this time, our President of Council has taken an extended leave and so has Zaius, another member who has mysteriously disappeared. Reports say he has moved on to another plane. Our sources aren't certain whether they'll return or not.
At this time, as an acting government official, I have decided to call all Apes to continue with their lives as nothing had happened. New laws will be considered and our trade with Sweden will commence forthwith.
Regarding humans as pets, I have decided to amend the collar rule. Humans who have proven to be an asset to the Overlords and have good intentions will have no further use for a collar as they are noble to Overlords. Pets who are too wild or are unable to be an asset will be required to wear a collar and a metal tag. This metal tag has an owner's name and phone number to reach their owners. All apes are required to use non-lethal weapons to keep humans from escaping or fighting. These non-lethal weapons include tranquilizers and sleeping darts.
In other news, all lab experiments are to be halted until further notice. Lab animals that are already in labs are to be treated with kindness and compassion. I've received reports from human-loving apes that the labs are killing any and all humans in their 'grips', even as well as torturing them with pain-filled tests and revenge.
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